stridead

clientsfromhell:

This client is more adorable than horrible…

Client: I’m having trouble with the Pee-Dee-file. I’ve used them before, but this one isn’t working.

Me: I’m sorry, the what?

Client: The Pee-Dee-file. It won’t open up.

Me: The pedophile?

Client: No, no, no! The Pee-Dee-File!

Me: Does the file end with a 'dot PDF?'

Client: Yes! That’s it!

Me:  Thats a PDF. Pee-Dee-Eff.

Client:  Oh, okay. That’s probably why Google wasn’t helping. 

achathriel

krumcake:

Honestly, I’m really only interested in soulmate AUs with alternative plots.

I don’t really care about person A and person B who have each other’s names on their wrists and find each other and live happily ever after. I care about a culture where people don’t bother forming…