This client is more adorable than horrible…
Client: I’m having trouble with the Pee-Dee-file. I’ve used them before, but this one isn’t working.
Me: I’m sorry, the what?
Client: The Pee-Dee-file. It won’t open up.
Me: The pedophile?
Client: No, no, no! The Pee-Dee-File!
Me: Does the file end with a 'dot PDF?'
Client: Yes! That’s it!
Me: Thats a PDF. Pee-Dee-Eff.
Client: Oh, okay. That’s probably why Google wasn’t helping.